Bailey School Kids

The Bailey School Kids, Debbie Dady and Marcia Thornton Jones, (Monsters, Schools)    Inactive series

1. Vampires Don’t Wear Polka Dots
2. Werewolves Don’t Go To Summer Camp
3. Santa Claus Doesn’t Mop Floors
4. Leprechauns Don’t Play Basketball
5. Ghosts Don’t Eat Potato Chips
6. Frankenstein Doesn’t Plant Petunias
7. Aliens Don’t Wear Braces
8. Genies Don’t Ride Bicycles
9. Pirates Don’t Wear Pink Sunglasses
10. Witches Don’t Do Back Flips
11. Skeletons Don’t Play Tubas
12. Cupids Don’t Flip Hamburgers
13. Gremlins Don’t Chew Bubblegum
14. Monsters Don’t Scuba Dive
15. Zombies Don’t Play Soccer
16. Dracula Doesn’t Drink Lemonade
17. Elves Don’t Wear Hardhats
18. Martians Don’t Take Temperatures
19. Gargoyles Don’t Drive Buses
20. Wizards Don’t Need Computers
21. Mummies Don’t Coach Softball
22. Cyclops Doesn’t Roller Skate
23. Angels Don’t Know Karate
24. Dragons Don’t Cook Pizza
25. Bigfoot Doesn’t Square Dance
26. Mermaids Don’t Run Track
27. Bogeymen Don’t Play Football
28. Unicorns Don’t Give Sleigh Rides
29. Knights Don’t Teach Piano
30. Hercules Doesn’t Pull Teeth
31. Ghouls Don’t Scoop Ice Cream
32. Phantoms Don’t Drive Sports Cars
33. Giants Don’t Go Snowboarding
34. Frankenstein Doesn’t Slam Hockey Pucks
35. Trolls Don’t Ride Roller Coasters
36. Wolfmen Don’t Hula Dance               I
37. Goblins Don’t Play Video Games
38. Ninjas Don’t Bake Pumpkin Pies
39. Dracula Doesn’t Rock and Roll
40. Sea Monsters Don’t Ride Motorcycles
41. Bride of Frankenstein Doesn’t Bake Cookies
42. Robots Don’t Catch Chicken Pox
43. Vikings Don’t Wear Wrestling Belts
44. Ghosts Don’t Rope Wild Horses
45. Wizards Don’t Wear Graduation Gowns
46. Sea Serpents Don’t Juggle Water Balloons
47. Frankenstein Doesn’t Start Food Fights
48. Dracula Doesn’t Play Kickball
49. Werewolves Don’t Run For President
50. The Abominable Snowman Doesn’t Roast Marshmallows
51. Dragons Don’t Throw Snowballs

1. Mrs. Jeepers is Missing
2. Mrs. Jeepers’ Batty Vacation
3. Mrs. Jeepers’ Secret Cave
4. Mrs. Jeepers in Outer Space
5. Mrs. Jeepers’ Monster Class Trip
6. Mrs. Jeepers on Vampire Island

1. Swamp Monsters Don’t Chase Wild Turkeys
2. Aliens Don’t Carve Jack-o’-lanterns
3. Mrs. Claus Doesn’t Climb Telephone Poles
4. Leprechauns Don’t Play Fetch
5. Ogres Don’t Hunt Easter Eggs
6. Mrs. Jeepers on Vampire Island
7. Mrs. Jeepers’ Scariest Halloween Ever